午饭后的辩论会

午饭后返回客户处，看到ch喝着他那杯午饭前已置在桌上的水。

lh：喂，你唔洗杯先啊？头先可能有小强在你的杯子里饮水咧！
ch：痴线架？小强边度有饮水架？
lh：边都无？蚊都饮水啦！
mh：huh? 蚊only生仔in the water-lar, where got drink water? （mh加入战围）
lh：got! 蚊同小强都饮水o既。
ch：你当我係三岁细路哥啊？
lh：乌蝇就唔饮水啦，它食屎o既。
mh：no-lar, 乌蝇唔係食屎, it washes hand at the屎, and then eat the food.
lh：NO! it eats the shit! that's why we got stomachache if we eat the food after they touch it.
mh：no.... people wash hand before eat-mar, they wash hand at the屎, and then eat the food, that's why we got stomachache-lor!
ch：no-lar, 乌蝇washes hand on the food, and eat the shit.
lh：ya-lor mh, 乌蝇eat shit wan-lar! but why they need to 洗手?
mh：you never see a fly washes it's hands like that-meh? （扮乌蝇磨擦自己的双手）
ch：yahh!
lh：ok. （极度无奈）
lh: but i still believe小强有饮水... i will show you the proof.



ladies and gentlemen, please find the proof as below:

General Habits of Cockroaches
Cockroaches are thigmotactic. That is, they like tight places. They are also nocturnal creatures, coming out of their hiding places at night in search of food and water. If cockroaches are spotted during the day, chances are the infestation is very heavy or they have been poisoned by a previous pesticide treatment. (.....more from here)

（至于苍蝇的那个问题，我仍毫无头绪。 @_@）