午饭后的吹水大会

今天午饭后我们去买水果吃。 我和ch都买了藩石榴，mh则买了蜜瓜。 边走边吃边聊。

ch：why we call it as 鸡屎果 huh?
lh：因为用鸡屎种的咯！吓？你唔知啊？
mh：ya-lor! used chicken shit to grow wan.
ch：huh?! i thought it's just a name only! really-ar?!
lh：huh?! you don't know-gar?! haiyooooooo...
mh：yah, you know those stalls selling chicken in the market, they do sell chicken shit to people to grow 鸡屎果.
lh：ya. you don't know-gar?! haiyooooooo... （重复地说这句话的时候我的神情是很认真的。）
ch：.... i thought it's just a name only.
lh：you know what? last time all these 鸡屎果 were grown nearby the chicken farm, 'coz easy to get the chicken shit. （乱嗡当秘笈）
mh：yah. （停顿了一会儿才回答，惊讶但很配合）
ch：...
mh：you know why they named it as guava? you know what is GUANO?
ch：hmm?
lh：don't know.
mh：GUANO is bat's shit. GUAVA and GUANO are similar right? because both are related to SHIT. （都不懂是不是真的！！！）
lh and ch：wowww!!!! OIC!
ch：i thought it's just a name only.
ch：YEW! I DON"T WANT TO EAT IT ANYMORE!!!!

那时候的我已飞快地走在ch的前头，尽量不让他看到我忍不住在偷笑。 笑死我！
今天我才知道mh才是真正的吹水大王。 完全没有破绽，因为后来我才发现GUANO真的是屎来的，劲。


（omg，为什么我们都在午饭后谈论这种话题？可想而知我们的生活还蛮苦闷。）